Micropoems

Sealand

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you do not acknowledge us,

We’ll murder you.

WY

Today is Valentine’s Day,

I hope you like these too,

I got a pair of Iggybrows,

Just for you.

Seborga

Violets are blue,

Roses are yellow,

Nobody gets more girls,

Than the great Marcello.

Molossia

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poetry is hard.

Landonia

I wrote you this poem,

It didn’t take me long,

Now let’s go play,

Some Pokemon.

Hutt River

I have a date for tomorrow,

I’m sorry to say,

I just wanted to tell you,

In a really cute way.

Kugelmungel

I don’t really like Valentine’s Day,

Especially this part,

But the look in your eyes,

Its art, its art!

Nikoniko

All of my friends are weird,

I just hope you knew,

But I wouldn’t mind if,

You were too.